The bits your desperate to read

Don't let the title fool you!!!

Okay how different am I? :L
I hate my flipping hair and no piercing's!!!!! Well I have no ring's anywhere on my face in atm. Mainly because my Mum banned them, for a very serious reason.

I look rank.


Anyway on a more serious note, my Mum has found something very embarrassing in my top cupboard. What she was doing in there, I do not know. Anyway I came home from school today and was feeling quite happy (because I just signed up for the school rugby team :D Sports that you get badly injured in FTW! ) When my Mum had a mother daughter conversation with me about under aged sex, just because she found a condom in my cupboard. It was in the packet of course, but it's not like im going to use it. I think she just assumed after finding one piece of evidence related to sex she thinks I go around fucking everyone. I swear she need's medication. It was quite scary actually, it made me blush like hell.


Now your wondering why I had a condom in my room.....



It was a sleepover, my friend got a dare, had to go to the shop and say something dirty to the man behind the counter and I ended up with the condom's she bought.



Shite! I have a boyfriend btw!!!! :D Yes his name's Brian, you may have read about him in some of my other posts, we have been going out for 2 month's. He's a doll, I love him :] Very much. More than chocolate. I didn't just say that D:


Long time no see guys :[ Imma sorry I didn't mean to just abandon you all, I just get busy. School, exam's, homework, no social life. Basically just school.

Pardon my language.

WHAT A NOBHEAD I AM!
I haven't been posting because I thought I forgot my password when really the problem was I was entering my youtube account name xFalleNxDevil instead of FalleNxDeviL Ughhhh! Im such a fucking prick. Shit! Stop swearing!! Ahhhhghhh.
Ok Jamie, you freak...

Anyway what have I been doing? Nothiiing so boring actually, this summer has been crap apart from I went to Ireland :D It's soo awsome! It's where my Aunt lives so I got to see all the family ;D
I love Ireland!

Righty Il leave you all until tomorrow maybe?
 

Ive never been this obsessed with a boy but suddenly now i am.
Brian called we went to his house it was very fun :]
Played with his little sister Natasha she's well cute so small and young she's only 5 and she kept asking me to push her on her swing. I like her and i like Brian too :]
I havent had many crushes i dont even know if i fancy him he's just a nice boy that's all.

Crimped my hair today :]
Eating chocolate cake Nom!Nom!
It's fucking gorgeous imma just gonna keep eating it until there's none left.

Anyway ages ago in like one of my first posts i said id put some photo's up of when i went to a concert there was loads of people there celebritys, singers, bands, comedians :]
AND RUSSEL BRAND<3  I bought a new russel brand poster btw :']
AND ALL TIME LOW!!!!! WOOOOTTTTTT They were epic i was gonna jump on stage and hug them!! but i kept getting pushed all over the place :[


So here they are the pictures :]

Oh Brian thanks for the compliments.

Went on a date with Brian, it was fun we went to town centre had a mc donalds oh yum ;]
I had fries with a burger and coke  who gives a fuck if he thinks im greedy? I am greedy :]
He was like ''oh il pay Jamie it's ok'' I said ''No need, im not a hobo i have money.''
It pisses me off when boys pay, girls do have money you know! I mean i know he was trying to be nice but he could have just saved his money.

Anyway we went to the cinema watched she's out of my league. It was all that was on sooo. Brian is really sweet he didnt take me to the back of the cinema to well erm you know what. We sat right in the middle and just for that i held his hand. :]

He kept giving me compliments like every 5 minutes.
First it was '' i like your hair''
Then ''Your really pretty''
Then ''Your nicer outside of school'' (not sure if that's a compliment but it still counts)
 And so on...

Gave him my number... Think he's amazing...want to see him again... Best date ever... Blah Blah Blah.


Im now in my shorts and t-shirt since it's soooooo hot outside i swear im melting.
Any second now i could be that witch of the wizard of oz.
Yup the one who melts.

Watching family guy and eating ice-cream. Waiting for Brian to call me because he said he would tonight. :]

Im very happy.

The most important questions of life: Where did we come from?
Is there Heaven and hell?
Is God real?
How long will i live?

The most important questions of a teenage life: Will i ever have sex? [ sorry about the rude term, but we are all adult-enough to not laugh at it] :]
What does everyone think of me?
Is my hair ok?
Will i ever get a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Is there a quick way to cure spots?

-Silly really but true.


I sometimes worry that if i were taken hostage for a ransom my parents would only snap into action by renting out my room, as Woody Allen once wrote.

Brian gave me this sort of , Why arent you coming to make conversation look today. I know that's weird but he sort of directed his eyes at me then back at him then when i went up to him to talk. He just stood and stared at me with a Erm why are you stood in front of me? look on his face. I really dont get boys.But i guess boys dont get girls either. :L Oh and i noticed Brian had really dark brown eyes that shine they look hazel-ish. [:
I like Brian ive decided he's all mysterious and quiet. I guess you could call it boring but i prefer not to.
Look at me going on about a boy i hardly know haha :P

Il give you a quick post on how the date went tomorrow night :] Promise.

I wish people would stop faking ive already done a post on it but now it seems there are yet more fakers. People putting pictues of celebritys on their posts and saying they are their 'bestfriends' well i think we should all just leave it if we keep commenting on their blogs it will make them do it more. They will think they are ''popular'' And just keep doing it so i think we should all just leave them alone.

Although someone has appologized for doing it and told the truth which i respect a lot. :]


Also it's making very awsome piczo members leave :[ please dont!!! Just ignore it, it will eventually get sorted out :]


Please visit http://pic3.piczo.com/go/user/KatTeaser/blogs :) she's great and she sent me a lovely message :D

Im glad people enjoy my blogs.

Got a maths exam on Monday imma gonna fail, i could get Brian to tutor me ;] (if you know what i mean) nah i fail at jokes. :-P

Yes it's a guitar in my hand :]